Good looking, young looking, pinkish face, (very kissable, yes you can try,i won't put up a fight), created by God, Frenchman, in the states forever, a grown man and yet a boy, intelligent, Educated, thirsty for knowledge,niiiice, very niiiice, caring, passionate (the french in me), I love holding hands, hugs and kisses.(now add everything you have in your wish list from your ideal match column,right of the screen)
Serious but also very funny, I believe that "smart " Humor is a reflection of someone's degree of intelligence, never moody, Honest. Comfortable dressed or not. I mean dressy or casual.
I LOVE MY KIDS,but I understand you don't want anymore either, can we keep trying anyway ?.....
Did I say modest? and shy? yah that's me.
When you press on the pictures above, please be careful as i can feel it and it hurts good. Likewise if you feel warm, it could be me looking at your pics with my new X-Ray cell phone app.
Also Best Choice does not refer to a particular cut of meat.
I am not blind,so a picture is priceless, send me one if you didn't post one, (my email and phone # are available for your privacy). and if i don't see a pic, it could be an ex lurking,..............or my great grandma coming back to haunt me.
If your picture includes more than you, is it a package deal?
Also if you see me returning to your profile often, it is my "mind activated wandering mouse" that does the looking for me,choses,and guides me..........or i might just be into you.
You don't have to explain about your ex, I KNOW IT WAS HIS FAULT.
Open to friendship, relationship, short term rent, long term lease, rent to buy,distressed short sale, loan, or....OMG....... what did you say ?.
Don't be shy like me,reply, as i am not a Psychic and I cannot read your mind and sign language. I do answer to Flirts.Don't worry about my ego,you can come back to my profile as often as you wish.
PS: under languages,only English and French are correct. the others are
#1 to be an equal opportunity bid,
#2 to make me appear to be smart
#3 to get international backlash and threats.
Your 10 Top reasons to contact me : (I will add a few more soon)
# 10 : My electric blanket works
# 9 : I have all my teeth
# 8 : I have a car that starts
# 7 : I take the garbage out
# 6 : You win a new blender
# 5 : You get to cook for me with it
# 4 : For full disclosure, i can provide a picture of me in the shower.
# 3 : Your ex-husband will hate me
# 2: Your parents and children will love me
# 1: I will carefully mumble that one in your ear after a drink or two .
Surprise your mother,bring me along, as a Christmas/Chanukah present instead of a gift
PS: no man needs to apply, as it is creepy to see your pic as soon as i open the site.
PS:If you made it that far, "you qualify".
Another PS: I picked up my french accent by eating french toasts. you can try it too
This site is NOT an obituaries site,
Yet another PS : i might get more serious as i get "younger"......... it will never happen!