Age & Gender: 47 Year Old Man
Height: 6' 0" (183 cm)
Body Type: Thin
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
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My name is Gordy Tut and l like to cook .... funny that rhyme's " Anyway l was bough up and educated by my mother, who was single and she aways struggled .......... However l think she did everything correctly as lm now a good and thoughtful person " due to a personal tragedy, lm now a very confidant person & l enjoy sarcasm and making people laugh. And although lm 46' l still enjoy clubbing & jumping about to progressive house music " who said white men have no rythum "
Im 6ft slim, attractive, reasonably fashionable with a dry sarcastic sense of humour. l can be very impulsive and yet lm so laid back lm in 1983 perhaps my main attribute is that lm honest and very direct, l will tell you what l think ' straight up and down ' Also I will do all my worrying when ........... lm dead "
So l take every opportunity to enjoy myself and make no excuses for having a real Passion for Licking Female's to Death"
My Perfect First Date
The female on my wish list would be a 6ft blonde with the ability to look like she's always enjoying herself, when lm permanently telling everyone how seriously gorgeous she ls. Also she would never tire of me taking her shopping for a new Karen Millen Dress " l would love her personally to be someone who would find it highly amusing to tying my shoelace's together ....... then laughing as she sneaks behind me ready to push me over "' However 'she would need to understand, there's only 1 way out of my bedroom & that's on a stretcher !!
And finally "as l accept 6ft Blondes will not be dropping from the sky " l will accept the nearest offer "
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