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NeilAdorableBastard Profile: I'm Into SNL...Come Have a Laugh on Me!
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Age & Gender: 28 Year Old Man
Height: 5' 10" (178 cm)
Body Type: Muscular
Religion: Non-Religious
Ethnicity: Caucasian with Brown Hair Color / Blue Eye Color
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Location: Huntington, New York, US


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I am Seeking a: Woman
For: Dating
My Education: Masters Degree
My Profession: Life Style Development Coach/stock Trader
Do I Drink? Social
Do I Smoke? No
Do I Do Drugs? No
My Marital Status: Single
I Want Children? Undecided
I Have Children? No

My Interest Keywords / Tags
selfish sinful pleasures
getting to know your deepest darkest secrets
small of womans back
stimulating conversation
the female brain
unlimitted possibilities
the rest is your best guess

About Me
Charming, High-Energy, Eccentric, Funny (Yes even the sarcastic type at times), Erotic, Intellectual, Untamed, NEVER BEHAVE, Dominant, Respectful, Big Personality, Sensual, Socially Intelligent

My Perfect First Date
I know the exact type of woman (umm I mean Lady ;) that attracts my interests.

My Alpha Caveman (animal instincts) only gets turned up like a wild lion strutting in the jungle roaring like a wild passionate steed overlooking the meadows and seeking a woman that posses these two very rare but wanted qualities, which are equally important to me. A sexy woman with class and an adorable, giant playful ball of fun (think Kelly Cuoco). It's rare. Yes I'm willing to except flaws (I have a bevy of them). I find it very appealing to be in the presence of a gal who is comfortable being called on their B.S. and is willing to tolerate and respect the challenges I throw at her and vice versa when I‚??m a dodo brain. Personally, I take it as a blessing that girls can‚??t get one over on me because of their looks. Sad with most guys they can. LITTLE SECRET: I used to let women‚??s looks effect me, but I no longer think with just my big ego but with my big brain. 97% of the time I‚??m a solid guy and 3% of I‚??m a big pain. Aren‚??t we all ;) I‚??m hard core when it comes to respect and not using excuses. Aren't you? Hope so. To be honest I have to feel two things about you once I get to know you. I have to feel like I want to throw you up against the wall and make mad passionate love to you. The other side I have to feel like you can keep up with my quirky sense of humor and engage in pillow talk with me like me caveman. A woman that is comfortable being a woman in my presence will win my protection; as I can‚??t wait to wrap my arms around you like my favorite stuffed animal. I definitely want a looker, but I definitely DON‚??T just want a looker. I want the rare personality that is not average thinking, not generic, overly neurotic, overly serious like most others..uggh. It takes a strong independent woman to just say the hell with it and go for it. Meaning the next step. Not what you thought. So get your mind outta da‚?? gutta silly. Lol As for relationships and love. That‚??ll will come in time. I‚??m a slow mover when it comes to relationships. I‚??m open, but my dukes are up. I have been hurt in the past. Haven‚??t you. I hope not, but you probably have been somewhere, unless you‚??re extremely blessed.

So, who am I looking for? A girl who just read the above and agrees with me whole-heartedly. A woman who's not afraid to show me her two sides. I wouldn't have it any other way :) I especially love women who are princesses in the street and wild cats in the sheets. A woman who can be an intelligent leader at her job, get things done, but can be a lady at home is very sexy. If you‚??re a looker great, but I‚??m generally open. I‚??m not going to lie to you. I do go for the hour-glass figure types, athletic types and girl next door types like most guys. I‚??m a sucker for Adrianne Curry nerdy eccentric and little professor types. I find many of them have a fun wild side that they‚??re waiting for the right guy to bring out of them. Like they say, it‚??s always the quiet one‚??s you need to look out for. Ha ha ha! If you wear glasses great; they‚??ll come a time and place where you‚??ll take them off for me.

I hate having to put this in here but I'm doing it to screen out women who have nothing but pretty looks to offer but no depth. Warning I'm a game playing hound for women who play "Head Games" Gals who like to just collect guys in case the ex or new guy doesn't work out need not apply. Hard to get won't make me want you more it'll make me want to go for someone else more. If you‚??re attractive think how many guys chase you. Did you forget it goes the other way? :-P I guess you can say I'm one of those guys that "GETS IT" "THE GAME" What I'm saying with all this tough talk?? The best game is NO GAME at all!

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