I'm Salty, a true red-headed old tar from the sea. I love fishing and sometimes even get odd jobs posing for fishstick boxes. I like tromping around in the muck in my chest-waders, buying new fishing rods and tackle, and standing majestically at the helm of a good ship. If you like my bait, drop me a line. But ladies, if you are not smarter than a 5th grader, just take your "pidjin Engrish" and go.