About me--The woman I am seeking should be Protestant/Christian, a Woman of Substance, my Best Friend, Soul-Mate, possible Future Wife, Lover. And, because I have found it it difficult to maintain a long-distance relationship with a woman, my woman should live no more than 50 miles from me. I have written 4 books and published 2 of them. I have been divorced since 2003. I am a pretty good dancer and enjoy dancing a lot.
Like my father did, I enjoy telling stories...especially true stories--I remember it like it was yesterday. I attended a singles dating group called the Friday Night Alternative. Afterwards, we all went to a nice local night club. As always, I asked every woman I saw to dance with me and I danced a lot that night. During the evening, a man came up to me and said: "Sir, my wife asked me to come over to you and ask you to dance with her." I said yes quickly. I danced with his beautiful wife 2 dances; then, out of respect for her husband, I returned his wife quickly after the second dance.
We had been dating for about 6 months--Before I could introduce her to my parents, she said to my parents: "I have been married twice and I get along with your son better than either of them. And, if I were 10 years younger or he were 10 years older, I would marry him tomorrow."
We were together about 4 and ½ years--I was 29 and attending college and she was 36 and worked as a flight attendant for an airline. She said: "I have not told my parents about you yet." I asked her why. She said: "When I was in high school, you were riding a tricycle."
Ladies, correct me if I am wrong--But, there is nothing like the Love, Romance, Affection, and Excitement that comes from a woman who is petite, flirtatious, sexy, and enjoys being aggressive towards her man.
When you and I are dancing together--Lovely Lady, when you and I are dancing, I love to feel your body get closer to mine; to see you close your eyes as we dance; to have you squeeze my hands a little bit tighter; to feel you kiss my neck, cheek or lips. When these things start to happen, romance is definitely in the air; and sparks are beginning to fly.
Things I enjoy--I like slow dancing, hiking, camping, bicycling, shooting pool, playing billiards, using my computer, playing softball, attending seminars, and I like attending drag strip races.
When I asked if anyone could tell me a clean, funny joke, nobody could. From that day forward, I began collecting funny, clean jokes. Here are a few of my favorites: Question: What do you get when you put 2 blondes in a freezer? Answer: Frosted Flakes. Phone operator at a health care center. "We have taken the day off. But, there is no need to worry about your loved ones. We gave them plenty of food and water and doubled their medication before we left." Leader of a lynch mob is speaking: "First, we'll give him a fair trial. Then, we'll hang him."
My ambitions--I want to get the 2 books that I have recently written published. I would like to have my own 3 bedroom/2 bath house again and pay it off in full within 10 years or less. I want to and I will start up my own Debt And Prosperity Counseling Clinic whose specialty is to teach clients of mine how to go from worst to best in making ends meet.
Lovely Lady--I am especially drawn to a woman who is a bit of a Tom Boy and is petite. I absolutely love it when a woman approaches me first, holds my hand first, kisses me first, and or asks me to dance first. And, when we are dating, if a woman kisses me first, especially on the very first date, it absolutely takes my breath away. I like red heads most when they have an hour-glass figure, green eyes and light freckles. I like blondes most when they are wearing an elegant black dress, necklace, and black high heel shoes. I like brunettes most when they have an hour-glass figure, are strong in the head, are an entrepreneur and who are petite. Whether attractive, pretty, or beautiful,when a woman trades email addresses and phone numbers with me and contacts me often,it excites me.