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sarcastic Profile: All she needs .... l will never let her down Ever "
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Age & Gender: 47 Year Old Man
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Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Location: Derby, England, GB


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love shopping 4 anything she wants
prepared 2 be seriously licked 2 death

About Me
My name ls GordyTut and l love to cook "lm 6ft, slim, attractive and was once considered fashionable. l have a dry sarcastic sense of humour and lm so laid back lm ln 1983. Although lm 47 l still enjoy clubbing and jumping about 2 Progressive House Music.

Favourite Music Artist ..... * Massive Attack * Faithless * Moby * Leftfield * Simple Minds ....

l was raised and educated by my single mother, who always said l was an accident waiting to happen. However, she taught us that. * Trust * Reliability * Confidance. are the most lmportant things ln life "So now lm a loyal person but very direct, lm also lmpulsive and straight talking. And due to a personal tragedy l now always take every opportunity In life to enjoy myself. ( all my worrying can wait until lm dead )

Top of my wish list " A 6ft blonde with the ability to look like she's always enjoying herself, as lm telling everyone how Seriously Gorgeous she ls ...... also l would love her to be a girl who be both naughty & confidant at the same time... and also find lt highly amusing, when she's tying both my shoelace's together "knowing she will be crying with laughter as she pushes me over. * Here are some great characteristics she might have
* Persuade me 2 have my stag night all alone on that sunny female only lsland ln Greece
* Convince me to stay home most evenings seriously Licking her lnto a Frenzy
* Insist on having only l bridesmaid at our wedding.
* Finally as lts unlikely 6ft blonde's will be dropping from the sky " l will accept the nearest offer "

PS. lf she also happened to be lmmortal that would be excellent ....

My Perfect First Date
Hopefully she will not become stressed, or lose intrest ln me ..... because l keep wanting 2 hold her hand all the time
lnsisting l take her shopping to buy her a new dress from Karen Millens ..... or perhaps even a Kathrine Hamlet Dress.
because they R seriously expensive !!

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